Tuesday, 3 November 2009

The Lord Mayor

This special blog post is dedicated to the lord mayor of London Boris Johnson.
Boris, pictured here with two of his seventeen mistresses

is the current Lord Mayor Of London, a post he attained by being quite possibly the most English man in the world.
According to BBC news http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8340865.stm

Boris saw a young woman with a camra being attacked by a bunch of viscous young she wolves in adidass clothing. And like any man with a degree in Latin and English pollatics he picked up a metal pipe and tore after the malicious vixens Canterbury style on his bike shouting like the house of commons on drunken friday. After slakeing his thirst of manly Lord Mayorly duties,
he then walked the young woman home.

(we can assume she is carrying his love child as i type.)
And to top it off, she didn't even vote for him. I'd like to say i feel a little safer on those cold, dark Autumn nights that i know that fighting against the horde of oiks and yobbo's there is Boris. Rearing his bicycle like John Wayne, swinging a hell-bard with teh English flag as a cape. Dispensing justice and swearing in Latin.
I mean really. I'd think twice about attacking young film makers if i saw this guy hurtalling towards me.

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